douche face

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.

"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).

by obviously April 22, 2008

blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

by creaternity August 16, 2006

Butter face

Comes from the saying "everything about her is hott but her face."

That girl has a nice ass, but she is a wicked butter face.

by sanchez September 19, 2004

Face fuck

When a guy fucks a chick's face with his dick when she's sucking on it.

holy shit, john face fucked me so hard last night that he cummed a whole river down my throat. I love swallowing his hot, creamy cum. And I'm glad he cummed a lot too cuz it tastes like pineapples. Sure I was choking on his dick but whatever.......

by IceFang587 March 3, 2014

dog face

Simply put, a person whose face resembles that of a dog, whether generally or of a particular breed. (e.g. having a flat face like a shih tzu).

"Cynthia is a dog face."

by dog catcher May 30, 2006

vinegar face

The name given to the expression on a mans face during orgasm

When getting a blowjob in public avoid making the vinegar face,

by csquared March 15, 2004

Poker Face

Lady Gaga claimed on interview with Jonathan Ross on Friday night with Jonathan Ross. A TV program in the UK that her song 'Poker Face' was inspired by when she used to ''make love'' to her ex boyfriend and she would pretend that he was a girl and that they were having lesbian sex but without telling him, Hence the term 'Poker Face'

She had a poker face that showed nothing to her lover that she was fantasizing about something else other than her boyfriend when they made love.

by dr6785 April 21, 2009