Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.

"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"

by Mega D 5000 May 18, 2022

hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.

*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.

by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan

“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”

by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025