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Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.
by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022
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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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Bed and breakfast

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?
by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
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Bed Lick It

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner
I like the way you bed lick it baby
by benjamit June 3, 2024
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bed

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed
by urbandicrionaryfan March 14, 2023
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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.
by TechRescue December 10, 2018
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