1 in 7.5 trillion

When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats

lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!

by obamano April 7, 2022

1 877 kars4kids

GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD

did you hear the cringey song that is on the internet? its called 1 877 kars4kids

by NotGoodScience June 23, 2021

2^2079460347:1

The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

2^2079460347:1, where 2079460347 is also the telephone number of the Islington flat where Aurther met a very nice young woman, whom he totally blew it with.

by Neki Neznanec July 9, 2009

Mother 1+2

A game NOA is too lazy to release...

It's basically Earthbound 0 and Earthbound put together in a GBA cart.

Oh, Nintendo, when is Mother 1+2 coming out?

by Mr. GS December 26, 2004

1/2 O

half ounce of bud/weed/pot

shit man that 1/2 O was dank as hell

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

Koenigsegg One:1

In my opinion, the fastest cat in the universe.

Me: Why the fuck does no one care about the Koenigsegg One:1?
Nigga: I do, my homie.
Me and Nigga: AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Need for Speed: Rivals Legend November 2, 2018