zuckerborg

A collective name for Facebook users, especially those that seem to think that they can't communicate with you unless you are "on Facebook". (Combination of Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, and the Borg collective from Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Q: "Are you on Facebook?"
A: "No, I refuse to be assimilated by the zuckerborg."

by QRDeNameland December 2, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg

The creator of Facebook

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter

by applealex March 17, 2010

Zuckerburglary

(n.) 1. the act of stealing someone's private information through a social network. 2. stealing someone's personal information through social networking for profit.

Dude.. my friend fell victim to a Zuckerburglary and now he gets phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell him tupperware every hour.

by Scoserface March 17, 2011

Zuckeritis

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."

by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013

Zuckerberg

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.

After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.

Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.

My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.

by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

Z'uck'zer'bur吾艾

Title, used to describe the man with the last entry on Wikipedia.

1: You are such a Z'uck'zer'bur吾艾, Zaraq.

2: What the fuck did you say? Was that Latin?

by FriendlyAustrian1889-1945 October 11, 2021

Zuckered

a) to be outsmarted, financially, by a partner - generally in business - so as to result in a huge gain for one and huge loss for another

b) to get outmanouvered in a business partnership where one gives his time, toil and/or treasure and the other uses it to his advantage, without necessarily rewarding the 'partner'

Eduardo Savarin got zuckered by Mark Zuckerman in The Social Network with the result Eduardo got back his investment in Facebook - US$ 19,000! The rest, as they say, is history!

Watch The Social Network - fabulous movie of the 'technology age'.

by IGotZuckered November 14, 2010