zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

by Professor W December 11, 2007

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

zoofer

A person that doesn't undertsand jokes.

Hanna is a zoofer because when I said "your mother is so fat, when she joined the milatary and the army commmander told everybody to jump in the trenches, they went into her ass crack", she didn't get it.

by JOHHNY CRACKER March 12, 2005

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Zooker

Short for bazooka

I just shot a zombie with my zooker

by awmm October 6, 2017

Zoomer

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

by yjonas May 8, 2020

Zoomer

A slang term for Generation Z or iGen or a person who uses Zoom for their online classes.

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."

Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)

by HachiXD October 20, 2020