Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

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zoo case

It's like a nut case, but to a much, much worse degree.

ur mom❤️❤️❤️❤️ is a zoo case, she won't shut the hell up!

by Ur mom ❤️❤️❤️ June 9, 2014

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Zoo dykes is a slang term for a female zookeeper. Within the zoolological community exists a cult of personality that attracts some of the most ugly & frumpiest cat ladies one could imagine. Inspired by Disney movies, PETA, and their desperate quest for control these she-beasts have all but ruined the field. Unlike famous true female zoologists like Grace Olive Wiley and Jane Goodall who took great risks and earned their way to the top by an endless quest for knowledge, These evil khaki wearing trolls obsess over anthropomorphic “feel good” animal husbandry while putting little to no time into the actual craft itself. Very few read any scientific literature at all and if they managed to get cited in it is almost certainly because they had sex with the person who wrote the paper. Blowing older curators and directors at least again reminds them of their worthless McDonald’s salary existence. They obsesss over enrichment practices that many times stress out the animals and hypocritically chastise others who work with potentially dangerous species while performing sensationalized animal shows where they themselves take risks in order to show off their special “abilities” to “train” these incredible animals. Because they are so unattractive to men sexually and society as a whole they identify with their captive animals as they see them also helpless to control their surroundings which in turn comforts the fact that they are truly just glorified janitors with a name tag.

God I swear the true exhibit at the zoo is all these zoo dykes walking around on their power trip....

by Invisible Ark July 29, 2018

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Electric Zoo

That one song from Spongebob Squarepants that goes “bee, boo boo bop, boo boo beep” (or is it bee, boo boo bop, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo, boo boo bop? Bee boo boo bop? Boo boo, beep bop? Not, beep boo boo beep? Bop? Beep!? Boo boo bop!!

“And now, for the number one song in Bikini Bottom, Electric Zoo!”

by Patrick Eugene Tentacles August 27, 2021

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