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Zachary

Zachary is such a fuck.
by Lilbax January 30, 2019
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Zachary

noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.

People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
by belladawna September 26, 2010
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Zachary

Ma sexy hot suga Mommaa xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
runs like fucking lightningg x
his penis is bigga than your Momss

He brings all da lassses to tha yard,

He is so sexyxxxxxxxxxx and I LOVE HIM XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want to lick his six pack and suck off His momxxx

-LoveNicxxxxx
by Nic xxxxxxxxxx July 6, 2011
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zachary page

Come on stop being a Zachary page!
by I'm bon October 10, 2016
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zachary heikes

Tall, goofy man with little boy issues mostly known as "Slongious" almost looks like Sid the sloth ugly little man boy
Damn Zachary heikesyou ulgy as fuck
by mc467710 March 16, 2017
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zachary mercado

The most wonderful person in the world always there for you and to have him as a friend is a accomplishment
Your friend is like Zachary Mercado
by Zachary's Friend March 21, 2017
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zachary mason

a red headed man who looks like ron weasly when he was in 2nd grade, uses dip and goes to school expecting a blow job from a girl with big tits anf a pha ass
by emo daddy senpai August 4, 2017
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