by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 05, 2021
find your own man
by unicorn1235664 November 02, 2019
Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
by bakonbits September 22, 2010
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
by dopexile November 07, 2018
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
by backoftheface October 16, 2010
Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
by HerpDerp2020 December 05, 2011
Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
by BigCee August 19, 2005