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Yoga Fascist 

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".
"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"
Yoga Fascist by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020
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Yoga teacher 

"Yoga teacher more like yo-mama!"
1. Cause her voice is so nice to listen to
2. She has a yoga body
3. She teachers yoga!
Wow! Is that a yoga teacher, Ame????
Yoga teacher by Dvdeez123 September 29, 2021

Yoga cult 

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
Yoga cult by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

yoga cult 

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.
yoga cult by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Yoga Lakshmi 

One of the cutest....calm heart person..
Kind hearted too...

Yoga has a personality that revolves around her goals and improving her situation. Captivating

She is a delightful person

you can't take your eyes off her.

Confident – She trusts her own abilities and knows that she has value.
You don't know about yoga Lakshmi ....
Touch with her and know about
Yoga Lakshmi by Karuthu kandhasamt November 23, 2021

Yoga pants politics 

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
Yoga pants politics by Bxexnx March 5, 2023