beer yoga

Taking the philosophies of yoga and pairing it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.

"Let's do some beer yoga!"
"Beer yoga is the best way to start your day!"
"My favorite type of excersise is beer yoga."

by BuckyLynn March 3, 2017

yoga prom

Yoga Prom is the blending of athlesiure wear, perfectly curled hair, & a full face of make-up.

Rachel was full yoga prom at Starbucks this morning.

by Ginger Cottage September 29, 2017

excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

by QQQ3 September 28, 2017

yoga-spouse

A married woman or man who does not have to work to help his/her family financially survive. He/she may choose to work part-time or full-time but does so from a hobbyist point of view. He/she may enter and leave the workforce on a whim.

Even though a yoga-spouse may or may not be a parent, he/she is a care-free individual who has sufficient time to workout or socialize whenever he/she pleases. Financial burdens are far from his/her purview.

Amy quit her stressful job to spend more time at yoga class and socialize with her friends thus becoming a yoga-spouse.

by greenstreets March 17, 2020

Yoga farts

When you are in yoga and everyone is farting it up.

Mark yoga farts like a ninja because there is no sound.

by Hipster holocaust February 27, 2018

yoga totals

Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means

Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores

by green is the best color August 6, 2022