the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.
by i love the WC October 29, 2007
Get the writer's center monstermug. The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"
by Meatbayg October 30, 2007
Get the Writer Center Monstermug. The list of writing credits on any given mainstream pop song, which contains far more names than necessary, sometimes not even including the artist who the music is attributed to. Why 8 people are required to write a song with literally the same arrangement as 99% of pop hits, we may never know.
"So this Demi Lovato song was written by Demi Lovato, Timothy Mosley, Jim Beanz, Jerome "Jroc" Harmon, Melissa Elliott, Lyrica Anderson, Nire, Garland Mosley, AND J. Angel."
"Arg, the limitless list of co-writers strikes again. I thought this was a solo artist?? When will we find someone who writes all her own music?"
"Arg, the limitless list of co-writers strikes again. I thought this was a solo artist?? When will we find someone who writes all her own music?"
by TheRealDiamond02 September 28, 2020
Get the limitless list of co-writersmug. a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).
hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio
by thisisanotherday July 15, 2019
Get the Iowa Young Writers' Studiomug. Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis
by got that 2mm May 6, 2022
Get the Average Urban Dictionary Writermug. What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.
But your really reading gay porn
Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
But your really reading gay porn
Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"
You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.
You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.
by RollingPotato November 15, 2017
Get the Unpublished storys from independent writers online.mug. A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.
The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
Get the non-writermug.