wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

wonker

white bitch

shes a hoe

no shes a wonker

by good boooooi June 24, 2009

Wonkey

White, honkey funk music

Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music

by Wonkey101 December 1, 2009

Willy wonked

During sex, when the man ejaculates the semen goes into both the vagina and anus

Guy: That girl looks willy wonkable (ability to be Willy wonked)

by RapeTape May 10, 2018

Wankels

Having week ankles.

OMG you've got wankels your ankles are sooooo week.

by Magicpants69 October 14, 2017

Winkel

The biggest, gayest faggot in the world. Can take any dick no matter the size, even though his dick is less than an inch long. Not to mention, he’s also jewish but has a crush on Adolf Hitler himself. He’s a ginger too, like why are you even alive.

Guy 1: you know that kid matt winkel

Guy 2: yea man the stupidest faggot ever

Guy 1: he should honestly burn in hell that fucking jew

by BigSmartGuy January 26, 2020

Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019