Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 08, 2010

Whomp

To hide something in ones vagina.

Guy: "oh shit! We're getting pulled over. I don't have my license and I have a warrant, and I have a gun and all these drugs."
Girl: "Hand them over, I'll do my best to whomp them."
Guy: "You're the best, did i mention it's an A.K.?..."

by Mourning Bone January 31, 2016

WHOMP

Its similar to "periodt" and its basically a ny birds lingo

WHOMP CUZ YOU MY SISTER

by zurielia January 05, 2021

whomp

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.

by the_pile November 06, 2010

Whomp

When someone hits a nic stick/ cart for a long time and gets buzzed or high.

Shane was straight whomping last night he was baked like a potato chip

by Whomping menace July 30, 2021

Whomp

It's a big greasy hoot of weed or anything that produces smoke. Can be used in plural form as whomps.

1Hey man you wanna go have a whomp?
2Fuck yeah #whompgang

1"Hey do you have whomps?"
2"Yea bro I got you."

by NotJustinM July 31, 2018

Whomp

Whomp means to hit something with extreme force.

Hey Billy, whomp the snake in the front yard with a club!

by Dalteno December 13, 2018