moon whistle

Name for a lame dick Xbox player. Utterly useless teammate.

"Look at this fucking moon whistle. He's fucking useless. "

by QuietBryan. April 21, 2017

Innocent's Whistle

The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.

Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.

by Cookie Monster in Rehab October 8, 2008

Gas Whistle

The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument.

After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"

by BlackToast May 26, 2010

Whistle booger

The cause of an unfortunate situation when an unsuspecting fellow exhales through his nose only to produce a high pitched nasal whistle due to the existence of a crusty booger lining the nostrils. The noise is so shrill that one tries to sniffle to play it off, only to then issue several smaller whistles succinctly.

As allergy season looms, the nasal passages becomed lined with mucus crustaceans and every breath beckons the arrival of the whistle booger songstress.

by Sweatpantsjohnson March 10, 2017

vagina whistle

The air flowing through a hoes vagina.

That girl is such a hoe, her vagina whistles.

by meowmeow98 July 10, 2015

whistle-berries

Noun - another word for baked beans.

Clark ate those whistle-berries and now he's farting up a storm. See whistle-britches.

by pidgeong June 25, 2010

bush whistle

The act of blowing snot out of one nostril by blocking the other nostril and exhaling through your nose
The snot is propelled out of that nostril
Warning. Don’t do this inside

I had a really blocked nose and I had to Bush whistle it out

by Bobzob April 3, 2021