this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

put your money where your mouth is

put your money where your mouth is -
to support something that you believe in, especially by giving money

If you are really interested in helping the homeless you should put your money where your mouth is.

by DenFromKiev March 13, 2009

Wherethefuckistan

Any one of the Central Asian countries that end in ...stan but you can never remember the names.

Muhameeda Ashraff al Hamra (made up name). Isnt he from....Wherethefuckistan.

by Vorrig September 7, 2007

Where's my dad

He went for milk and never came back

Where's my dad mom?

by Idontknowwhattomakemyname July 11, 2020

where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

where ya to

Newfie: where are you

Hey there, bai, where ya to? I can't sees ya!

by Toperfrank September 12, 2005