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A losing condition of an unnamed game young children play. It consists of at least two people and the goal is to not say 'What?.'
-Scenario where Jane loses:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What is it?
John: *laughs* You said it!
Jane: Darn it! *laughs*
-Scenario where John loses
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: Yes, John?
John: *plan b* Tell me what word 'it' is?
Jane: I don't know, but you said it for sure!
John: No, I said to tell me what wor- Gosh darn it! *laughs*
What by EndrDragon44 November 27, 2024
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Something you say to annoy your friends or if you didn’t hear anything or when you’re mad and someone calls your name
Mom:Hey clean the kitchen

Me:What

What?!?! 

The Sound you hear when u never played tuber simulator
What?!?! You've never played tuber simulator. You know its fun right?!?!?
What?!?! by ChaosFusion August 19, 2019
The never fail perfect deflector. Always a perfect and easy escape route away from sticky situations. When asked "What?", you reply with the same response, and no one can ever really come up with a response to it.
Ex1.
Keith: "God, she's so hot..."
Gabby: "What!?"
Keith: "What?"

Ex2.
Mike: "So I made out with Greg's hot girlfriend last night..."
Greg: "What!!"
Mike: "What?"
Corey: "Way to go he's standing right with us, genius"
Mike: "No, It's alright, I've got this. He still has no idea about my tongue in his girl's mouth."
Greg: "WHAT!?!?"
Mike: "What?"
Greg: "GAHHH!!"
What? by holyfrikkincrap March 27, 2009
One of the only 3 words that Lil Jon says, the other two being "YEAH!" and "OKAY!"
Stewardess : Did you pack these bags yourself?
Lil Jon : YEAH!

Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!
Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!
Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : What?!

Stewardess : Enjoy your flight, sir.
Lil Jon : OKAY!!
What?! by candykidposer February 29, 2004
An interrogative pronoun often used to seek clarification.
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: Shoots Brett in the shoulder Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
what? by Tamek March 21, 2007

...what? 

A response to any unexpected or displeasing news which expresses surprise and occasionally vague embarrassment.
"Reed, get a job or we're kicking you out of the house."

"...what?"
...what? by Peter McConville December 5, 2007