Pussy Weave

This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.

Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.

by Gordon Dickshit October 25, 2006

To weave

To dodge someone's attacks like a boss.

Yo stop weaving all my punches. Nah Mane I'm the weave God. It would take you long to learn how to weave.

by CaydenTheBoss89 March 5, 2018

Hari Weave

When you get so drunk that you weave home instead of walk. Hari is slang for hairy because it will be a hairy walk. You might end up in the road, drink, on the railroad tracks or even in someone else's apartment.

I'll tell you, after the party last night, I had a Hari Weave home. I ended up on the other side of town passed out beside the railroad tracks.

by Portlandseadog9 April 9, 2008

Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.

Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.

by ghetto_gunslinger May 27, 2010

Backstreet Weave

When one gets a weave completely composed of pubic hair.

"You know that girl Lykiah, yeah, I hear she has a backstreet weave"

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.

its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019