James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?
Nathan: sure bro
Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
Nathan: sure bro
Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
by Your uncle’s friend’s sister November 13, 2022

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt
I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).
by pdtd April 12, 2022

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.
by midwestisbest January 12, 2024
