Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy
I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying
by SlattPack May 08, 2024
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wanky banky

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate
"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"
by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014
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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
by TommyTsunami73 August 06, 2022
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Flanky Wanky

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night
by d4b1 April 06, 2024
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Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep
Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it
by Whitelines84 February 25, 2023
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Wanki

When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men
I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki
by Snowy100 November 11, 2021
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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