Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Wanki

When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men

I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki

by Snowy100 November 11, 2021

Wanky

Wan·ky
/' wænky /

Weird
Strange
Abnormal

"Yea, that's kind of wanky if you ask me."

by The Walker & Griffin Dic. June 17, 2020

wanky banky

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate

"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"

by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014

Wanky bridge

When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge

Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester

by Owens wan kenobi July 20, 2021

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025