Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Wanky bridge

When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge

Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester

by Owens wan kenobi July 20, 2021

Wanki

When circumcised men get jealous of uncircumcised men

I have relief and I give relief to the women you wanki

by Snowy100 November 11, 2021

wanky will

the act of true love and admiration of a discreet few in society, followed by hot sex

im her wanky willl

by jared chaney December 12, 2017

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 2, 2020