Walter Cronkited

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.

Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.

by The Cronky January 5, 2011

waller in the holler

Going down on a redneck girl; Similar to Yodel in the Valley, it has been heard from the mouths of Kentucky girls.

My boyfriend was all excited 'bout the Cats win and wanted some action. I told him he better "waller in the holler" first!

by dizzlebug October 14, 2010

walter

A suicidal wannabe Brittish free steam playing Atheist living in a really advanced Romanian town (better than cluj-napoca). Walter is also a teemo main and screams Romanian words with his annoying friends and high pitched voice. His opinion of Moldova is that it's decently good. In his opinion Sweden is basically the same as Denmark but better. His opinion on Alcohol and drugs abuse is Brabant.

Some quotes by Walter:
"Austria has mountains right?"

* proceeds to write it down *
"I know Austria has mountains idiot. I was saying it as a flex because you don't have mountains."

Doesn't play League of Legends nor Apex Legends. His PC components are: sea-sonic 8+6 pin seasonic pcie cable, H100i rgb platinum, AMD ryzen 3600, 5700xt, green pcp ram i guess. His favourite childhood cartoon is gumball. He doesn't agree with tractor trailer (don't ask). His zodiac sign is aquarius. According to walter his eye color is non existent. Has a friend (i don't believe this) that watches anime. Walter rambles a lot, most of the time everyone has muted him on discord because he goes on about a subject that no-one cares about, for example, he can talk 30 minutes about some stupid quest on destiny 2 or read aloud some stupid Reddit post. He is a Sapiosexual.

"Are Brabant and Gelderland the same thing?" "No you fucking walter"
"What is capitalism?" "Like, having ehmm.. alot of wealth" "No you fucking walter that's not the definition"

by ceresthedwarfplanet October 25, 2020

Waller

To roll about enthusiatically in or lay upon an undesirable substance. Usually associated with lazy and undesirable connotations. Has origins in Indiana

Frodo likes to waller in wild ass bushes

by Cassezzy January 21, 2006

Walter

Walter is a slang term used to mask texting about weed.

Text to dealer: I need to talk to Walter.
Text from dealer: how long? 5 mins? 10 mins? 40 mins?
Text to dealer: 40 mins, my friends are over.

by trezner December 17, 2014

Rik Waller

Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.

AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!


3 years later....


AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd July 20, 2004

Walter

Walter is a really great guy, very kind, and would even die for a loved one. He can really get romantic with the girl she loves. His dick is long and he can get sexual. He makes jokes and makes other laugh, but he is not that funny like a fucking clown. He likes rap and reggaetón, he can come up with really great lyrics. He really likes soccer. Some people might say that he is just a piece of shit, but he is better than most of the people around him. If you meet a Walter and become friends with him, you are very lucky. If a girl ever has a relationship with a Walter, the she will be the luckiest and happiest girl ever.

Emily: "He is the guy I was telling you about, he is a really great guy."
Jacqueline: "Do you think I don't know him already, he is Walter."
Emily: "Who ever dates Walter is very lucky."
Jacqueline: "I hope I one day get a chance with Walter, I love him."

by anonymous November 4, 2020