Whomp

To hide something in ones vagina.

Guy: "oh shit! We're getting pulled over. I don't have my license and I have a warrant, and I have a gun and all these drugs."
Girl: "Hand them over, I'll do my best to whomp them."
Guy: "You're the best, did i mention it's an A.K.?..."

by Mourning Bone October 11, 2016

Whomp

That absolute buzz blaster, that swaggy vape

Hey bro lemme hit that whomp

by Skinnyboiskrt January 19, 2021

Whomp

A cuss word that means absolutely nothing usually made to say in school so you don’t get pulled into the principal’s office or worse, detention.
(Made by TJ Detweiler)

“Man, this whomps.”
“That’s a mega whomp.”

by ypurmom.com January 19, 2022

Whomps

Tulane slang; synonym for whippets

“Hey Noah, let’s go buy some whomps at the mushroom”

by Manu_77 March 26, 2022

Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

Jolly-Whomp

Done with force

The dog was attacking me so I jolly-whomped it right on the head!

by Jolly jolly-whomper January 19, 2009

Whomp Whomp

Whomp Whomp is similar to the 'Oh no, moving on' meme. When you say whomp whomp you mean it in a way that you don't feel sad/sympathy to another's problems. Although upon using this you might get jumped

Person A: "My grandma just died! She was ran over and then eaten by a pack of wolves when she was still alive!"
Person B: "Whomp Whomp"
Person A: "KILL YOURSE-"

by LOLWHATISMYLIFE December 19, 2023