virtual marijuana

once you cannot stop taking online quizzes/surveys, you are addicted to virtual marijuana.

Cathy: Lets go smoke some VIRTUAL MARIJUANA!
Ashley: Yea, but that one quiz site sucks...

by Ashley! July 24, 2006

Virtual Signalling

A term for the expression of being a tech nerd or crypto bros with the intent of communicating superiority or membership to an exclusive club.

Q: Jack doesn't even own a Bored Ape NFT, so why is he wearing a Bored Ape hoodie?

A: He's clearly virtual signalling, just like that time he changed his pronouns to curly brackets.

by badlearner March 2, 2022

Virtual unreality

Virtual reality games superimposed onto a real environment. Smartphones or glasses are used to see the real environment while also introducing virtual creatures, games and experiences. Pokemon Go, smartphone, iphone, virtual reality, Nintendo, Occulus, tech wear

This new Pokemon game is the best virtual unreality experience of my life.

by joecoolthefool July 28, 2016

Virtual ass

a cyberjerk; cyberbully

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.

by johnrobel April 25, 2015

virtual twin

Two people born on the exact same day, in the same year, who despite having no blood-relation, understand each other almost telephathically.

That girl just gets me man. We act, think and feel exactly the same way. She's like my virtual twin!

by Adaephon November 24, 2014

Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down

Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight

by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021

virtual activist

When your political activism begins and ends on the Internet.

I am a leading virtual activist because I comment on political things on Facebook.

by Lingomeister June 8, 2016