Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010

Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way

Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010

Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball

"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"

by mr. vertical April 20, 2008

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004