vermont

Beware of a state as backward as a third-world country, as highly-taxed as Sweden, and thoroughly contaminated with Uranium-- in the drinking water and lakes and streams, in all products produced in the state-- their famous cheeses, dairy products, maple syrup, Organic sure, but so is Uranium. BEWARE!

Vermont State motto: " Guns, Meat, Pies, Cheese + Uranium

by gunsmeatpies+cheese October 11, 2008

Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.

Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.

by BillGatesEatsChildren February 27, 2010

Vermont

Vermont has its perks. Theres not much to do here, but the four wheeling is amazing. Snowboarding kicks some major ass, we have some huge stoners here. Phish is from here. And of course Ben and Jerry's are from Vermont. If you know who to talk to you will have one hell of a time here. The tailgating parties here are sick. And yes. We have some amazing pot.

person 1: wow vermont is boring
person 2: shut up lets go to the bon fire

by SunKissedbebe19 July 10, 2006

Vermont

Pros- Ben & Jerry's Ice cream, Vermont made maple syrup, winter sports, quietness, nature, mountains, Vermont teddy bear factory, and variety of weather.

Cons- Rednecks, driving extensive amounts of time to get anywhere, weather usually keeps people indoors, weather is extremely unpredictable, smelly farms, no amusement parks, slow drivers, only 5 total shopping malls (only 2 of them are legit), bad roads, hippies, expensive taxes for no apparent reason, no beaches, and very limited employment options.

To conclude, obviously there are many more cons than pros... but to many, the pros are enough to outweigh the many cons. To some, Vermont is just too slow and boring.

redneck middle of nowhere hippy attention whore bad service ben and jerrys peace and quiet vermont teddy bear

by chicka from vt June 19, 2011

Vermin

An awesome local street punk band in Fargo. Every song makes you want to mosh. These guys are awesome

I went to see Vermin at a show.

by monkey_rage_666 June 10, 2004

vermina

the space under your nose and above your mouth
also evermina inside of your elbow
and nevermina outdied of elbow

you just spitted on my vermina
"my vermina hurts

by aagie August 23, 2007

Vermonter

Blue collar degenerate trash, with more pride for their state, than to welcome outsiders... hence drying out their own economy. One who will offer you their unsolicited opinion, and unwanted advice. Liberal to a fault, offering leniant penalties or "rehab" to sex offenders, while providing welfare to unemployed drug pushers. Someone who dumps their trash on the roadside. One who overfishes, overhunts, and undercompensates for what they take. Mostly over the age of 65, driving younger generations out of state with their stubborn ways. Some hardworking. Some very friendly. Others, cold and unsociable. A welfare charity case. An inbred. A woodchuck. Their pride in Phish is as tired as the band's music. Unable to cope with the fact that their state is nothing more than America's retirement home; where people come to regail at the colorful leaves and enjoy Ben & Jerry's icecream once a year. They grow good pot. They brew great beer. Willing to settle for less. A walking, talking, fucking oxymoron of a disaster of a human being.

Let's move to Vermont. Nevermind, Vermonters hate everyone out who wants to live there. Let them remain one of the 5 poorest states in the U.S. and harbor pedofiles then. Watch out for that that washing machine someone left by the roadside!

by AVermonter July 23, 2009