vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

by got rice? March 7, 2005

Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally challenged people.

<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables

by Mutrith July 26, 2006

Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

by Giraffes up in the air March 3, 2009

vegetablarian

someone who only eats vegetables

someone who is a vegetablarian only eats vegetables

by anonymous April 17, 2005

vegitable cake

Somewhat like a fruitcake, only a lot more discusting smelling. May sometimes be uglier.

That Jordan kid is a total vegitable cake.

by CaraCorey October 15, 2007

vegetabled

To have anal sex with some kind of fresh produce.

I vegetabled my girlfriend with a cucumber last night

by Diesel April 1, 2005