A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers
by Chad April 01, 2004
an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
by Bonita Applebum February 21, 2006
1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
by L to the iam February 15, 2006
"James Valentine and I wrote She Will Be Loved together and I was like OMG this is a hit song for our band"-Adam Levine
by FPA October 14, 2007
There's about to be a girlfight
by Sally the Ragdoll March 11, 2005
by Birdman February 14, 2004
When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.
Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.
by me February 14, 2005