Wet Vagilly

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.

I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.

by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008

Vanilla wafer chaser

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

Vanilla Swag

To put vanilla ice cream in a girls pussy then have a horse eat it out.

I really want a horse to Vanilla Swag me right now.

by Vanilla swagger October 29, 2010

cherry vanilla dr. pepper

A tasty beverage with far too many adjectives in its name.

Man 1: What is that seemingly delicious concoction you have there, Jimmy?
Jimmy/Man 2: Why, it's only Cherry Vanilla Dr.-
Man 1: Too late, lost interest, shiny objects, fudge, weeeee!

by Cowzilla, Pie lover extraordinare April 25, 2005

vanilla donk

a white girl wit a fat booty

Damn, Crystal Bickoff has got a vanilla donk!

by Stefan Young October 27, 2004

vanilla freeze

When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.

"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"

by Dex Rardin July 24, 2006

Pure vanilla cookie

He left custard at home for milk, also is a literal god, and I want him to heal more than just my wounds(if ykyk)

Update on custard: he is a king and still has not seen pure vanilla cookie till this day

by teto.stan January 2, 2022