Useless Knowledge

Information that you happen to know that may not ever become important throughout your life.

Useless knowledge is knowing where an ant was first discovered might not be important if you are going to be a fashion designer.

Useless Knowledge by What is Life March 14, 2015

Useless Person 

Someone that doesn’t do anything when there is something happening.

Naruto
Sasuke and Naruto: TAKE THAT BAD GUYS WAIT NO OWWWW OH I FAINTED FROM PAIN AND STUFF
Sakura in the distance: Nnoooooo Sasuke! She says while just STANDING THERE
As you see Sakura is being a USELESS PERSON while her friends are fighting some big bad guy

Useless Person by AnimeLover1111 November 29, 2020

useless bottom 

a bottom (someone who is more submissive in a relationship; not always sexual) who is extremely submissive and will basically do whatever you want.

jess: huh, i wonder if veronica is a top or not.
victoria: are you kidding me! she is definitely a useless bottom, she’s so submissive!

useless bottom by useless bottom August 15, 2019

Useless player 

Someone that always gets carried

S|mplex is a useless player because he gets carried

Useless player by Blaze6 October 18, 2020

Useless Gay

An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.

Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!

Useless Gay by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020

Useless Cunts

A term to describe a group of individuals who are thoroughly without use, bring nothing to the table and are inept at actually doing anything worthwhile.

Tried to get the boys to hit the Galway Races, but you fucking know the outcome there....useless cunts!!

Useless Cunts by Tullatoon July 21, 2011

useless sack of shit 

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

useless sack of shit by Chilichunk November 30, 2017