Unhappy Jacuzzi

The act of having your loved one not smile and blow you and instead deciding to make their way to the jacuzzi or some other leisure activity while you are stuck with no choice but to tug it out on your own.

I was lonely last night my girlfriend decided to not smile and leave me with an unhappy jacuzzi.

by Hot Karl Patel August 11, 2010

uncharacterizable

Nothing could describe it, it is just so shocking and painful that no one word can describe what you see/hear/say

The scene of the murder was uncharacterizable, the police had never witnessed something like it.

by GenieBaby December 19, 2011

unhappy squeeze

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

by djungy July 13, 2014

unhap

probably or possibly

do you like that boy? unhap

by sxoxos December 7, 2018

unphenomenal

A term used in grassroots football by managers and coaches who spend too much time at the bar. A mixture of Unbelievable and Phenomenal the combination of words means the opposite of its intended use.

Our next season is going to be unphenomenal....where's my pint!

by Don Colinio June 11, 2019

Unpan

When you are two lazy to do anything really gay and annoying.

Zach: yo Bentley is so unpan
Timmy: I know he tired to kiss me

by Timmy got drip January 21, 2020

Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!

I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020