Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

Unicorn Mask

Tea Bagging somebody in the face with a hard on.

Mandy got black out drunk, and Nate totally unicorn masked her!

by Karl Bower December 6, 2014

unicornsonlsd

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma

J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017

Unicorn visibility

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.

When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.

by hippytyree January 21, 2018

Unicorn Hump

Dipping your testicles in barbecue sauce and then nutting, while sticking your dick in a blender and then Turning it on.

"Yo bro that Unicorn Hump was great last nigh"

by Fart Master 6000 January 20, 2021

Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.

Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)

by Bennehftw December 4, 2022

The Unicycle Massacre of 1993

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009