twosted

refers to a past state of being very drunk and high, from the word twisted. sort of all over the place.

hillary and i took about 15 shots and ten bong hits before we went out last night. we were fuckin twosted.

by marcy December 19, 2004

TOSed

Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.

He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.

by zuffix August 6, 2007

those ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "those."

Your friend: "Do you like those ones?"
You: "Yeah, _those_ are nice."

by jcwla January 17, 2008

Twenty twos

22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 1, 2019

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.

got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)

by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006

Tosers

Terms
Of
Use
Enforcement
Response
Squad

The Term of Use Enforcement Response Squad consist of kind carefully chosen and professional players control moderator with only one objective, to make your online experience a smooth and enjoyable one. Next time you are a victim of, or witness to, any kind of violation online term of use you can count on this squad resolve the issue.

I'm a Tosers and i work for you.

-Tosers Moderator, Basic Division Lv.0

by Arby 'n' the Chief fan June 20, 2011

What Are Those?!

A saying derived from a viral Vine Video where a man sees a cop with off-brand shoes and screams out "What are Those!?" . Now it is used when ever someone has odd looking, off brand, or fake shoes. Also the video inspired many other videos and even an App that has a button that uses the audio from the video and says "What are those!?" when pressed - www.amazon.c o m/ iDesign-DC-What-Those-Button/dp/B010W4W60K

Bobby came to school with some fake Jordans and the Jumpman Logo was all wrong...... His friend James waited until recess and in the middle of a crowd pointed at his shoes and screamed "What are those?! "

by davatl93 April 17, 2016