by E-Lizzard-Breath March 25, 2009
one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard
also see: twitard
twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
by finally some sense February 09, 2010
A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.
normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...
fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...
by melloshark October 05, 2009
The modern Scientology.
by Nonaaa! April 13, 2009
When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.
by Frohboy November 21, 2009
by MoMite February 07, 2009
a book/movie series that everyone is overly obsessed with. the loves AND the haters.
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
lovers = constantly talking about whether they are team jacob or team edward. constantly talking about how they wish they could be vampires.
haters = constantly calling it "gay". constantly whining about how the vampires sparkle in the sun. constantly whining about it being cliched. constantly whining about how poorly writin it is. all without realising they've surpassed the shrieking fangirls in obsessing over it. BOO FREAKING HOO! JUST GET OVER IT! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE!
some ppl have even taken it apon themselves to buy the book then film themselves on youtube while burning the book. as if this is suppose to "rid the world of the horrible abomination". WTF?!
Twilight fan: "OMFG i wish edward was my bf!!
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
Me: he's just a figment of someone's imagination
Twilight hater: OMFG! twilight is so gay!
Me: how about spending your energy hating on something that matters?
by xSil January 02, 2010