Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve O One

Describes a black person who’s darker than midnight.

Man you’re twelve o one! Huh? You’re darker than midnight Tyrone!

by Patriot1975 March 9, 2019

a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.

Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight

by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018

twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite

Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!

by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019

Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022