tweetesis

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009

tweetarrhea

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.

JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea

by madmikeone October 21, 2009

Tweezer Pleaser

V. The Act of pleasing your tiny penis with tweezers, since your fingers are too big.

N. Referring to someone who has a penis so small that they have to use tweezers to please themselves.

1) I caught Billy in his room having a Tweezer Pleaser!

2) Dude, you are such a Tweezer Pleaser!

by Heliolater July 6, 2010

Tweeturbating

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

by LM23 June 11, 2011

tweeker tent

The use of a jacket to shield yourself from sight while smoking speed.

While sitting in a Walmart parking lot on Christmas morning, Johnny used his tweeker tent to hide from people seeing him smoke speed.

by Icyveins November 30, 2016

Tweetorial

A tutorial made by stringing together a series of tweets. A tweetorial is therefore a long or extended tweet, and is used only on Twitter. As with tweets, one can add hashtags, links, polls and short videos to tweetorials.

Twitter has a 280 character word limit, but if you want to teach others and need to say more than the word limit allows, you can get around it by composing a tweetorial.

by smlungpathguyssmlunsmlungsmlun October 15, 2018

Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.

Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?

by Mudholemike February 18, 2019