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Hackney Tuxedo

Fucking hell, Brian. How did you wear a Hackney Tuxedo to the fucken club? Dickhole.
by Mike Bucky00 February 8, 2017
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jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.
Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.
by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011
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Tuxedo bitch

A female that works in in formal wear rental.
I got a free my tux for the wedding for free because I've been busting out that tuxedo bitch.
by Queefqueen420 October 14, 2017
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Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.
On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo
by thecorndog September 1, 2013
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tuxedo sucker

a girl who sucks up to men in tuxedos and fancy parties. it's not usually used as a compliment, bc men in tuxedos get thrown out of night clubs, the dorks.
lol down below the girl in the white shirt is a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 1: Aw, crap, I just realized my girl's a tuxedo sucker.
Guy 2: Well, you'd better put on a tuxedo or she's gonna dump you big time.
Guy 1: I don't have a tuxedo.

Guy 2: John does. You're girl's gonna take him, the tuxedo sucker.
by cyklone3 February 26, 2018
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Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"
I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.
by Funk April 29, 2020
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Canadian Tuxedo

When you pour a bottle of maple syrup over your lady when having sex in a Tim Hortons Bathroom.
"Hey Sarah, why are you so sticky?"
"Oh Jim decided to give me a Canadian Tuxedo yesterday."
by MrDingDing December 23, 2015
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