Amber Turd

by Yesirrrrrrr April 22, 2022

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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 21, 2015

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When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

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Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

by carlkr1 February 19, 2012

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When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

by jzaikzai June 08, 2022

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This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020

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When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

by BF87 May 06, 2022

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