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The Tapper

Chaffing on the very end of the penis. Whenever walking the penis taps up against your shorts and causes an extremely painful experience. Usually caused by bathing suits.
Ouch, I got the tapper and it hurts like a bitch.
by ZT44 July 17, 2010
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bad tipper

Someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don't tip because it is "optional" and have no guilt afterward
Friend 1: yo, should I pay a tip?
Friend 2: nah, they're optional
Friend 1: screw it I'm not being a bad tipper
by Ellis De December 5, 2015
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Boat Tipper

A large man or women or shemale that would tip a boat because there so fat

Founded by a pud-monkey
by Pud-monkey July 22, 2018
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Ronny Topper

Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go

Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.

Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.

One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.

She responded, Heyy.

Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.

Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...

And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME

Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!

Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up

Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019
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green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.
Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”
by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022
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Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.
(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"
by ALoverOfLove August 14, 2016
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Tipper Love

when a guy gets a lap dance, tipper means tip-her, love is self explanatory.
by DRS suffield January 12, 2009
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