cuddle tug

When the person you are cuddling with gives you a hand job.
eg. when your cuddle buddy tugs on your Johnson.
I was about to fall asleep when she started to give me a hand job, who know some innocent cuddling was going to turn into a cuddle tug.
by zeus daddy June 07, 2016
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mercy tug

When your wife and her friends are getting banged in all holes by every other guy at an orgy and one of the women sticks her hand out without looking, or really paying attention and jerks off your semi flacid cock because she feels bad for you.
Did you see that gif of Bort Hatley getting a mercy tug in his wife's onlyfans orgy? I can't believe he went from the stern show to mercy tugs on cam.
by SunshineAndCaptain April 06, 2022
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Tug Boat

An extremely fat blunt created by combining 4 Swisher Giant Blunts into one, which requires combining all of the wraps together. It is re-rolled with marijuana and it is usually done so with high grade marijuana.

It can only be smoked and bragged about with 4 people or less. Any more than that and you lose all bragging privileges for your friends.

Terminology is especially common in Southeast, Wi
Yo man, when we finish this Tug Boat I'm going to be high for the next week.

Hell yeah, we'll be in outer space.
by Steve Vandernagger March 11, 2010
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Tug Boat

When one buries his/her face in the ass crack of another person and shakes their head back and forth while making a motor sound with their lips. Very close cousin to the Motor Boat.
Did you see her ass?? I'd Tug Boat that in a heartbeat!
by tugboatin November 17, 2012
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tug and chug

a blowjob, with vigorous hand manipulation, concluded by swallowing
Bro 1: Hey did you fuck that girl last night?
Bro 2: Nah, she was on her period, so she just gave me a little tug and chug.
by twistedbrotha May 24, 2009
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porcelain tug

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 21, 2006
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Jelly Tugs

The act of inserting ones member into a jelly jar with the intention of using it to jerk off.
Junior should've taken his underwear out of the squad car when he was done with his jelly tugs.
by Dave56678 July 14, 2008
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