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Troll claw

Grow out your toenails and shove your foot up someone’s butt.
Wesley and Jayson both love the troll claw. Dude! I haven’t cut my toenails in almost a year! Sweet!! Me either!!! Let’s get drunk and shove our feet up each other’s asses! Yeah man! Let’s troll claw each other!!
by Uncle Wiggly April 9, 2021
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Cannibal Troll

A troll that spends its time troll baiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent on wasting the time of others. Ironically, cannibal trolls help make the internet a better place by distracting trolls and gathering them all together at the same location.
Cannibal Troll: I KNOW I'M FUCKING FAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST ON THE COMMENTS THAT I'M FAT!

Troll: stop eating fat cakes fatty
by Koirui July 7, 2010
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ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.
*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).
by YAWA October 19, 2017
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Gentleman's Trolley

The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"
I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night
by Denver Crusaderz June 24, 2010
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troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE
by The troll sage December 10, 2009
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grundle troll

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.
God Damnit, that grundle troll stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle- The area between your asshole and your balls.
by Koin teh ns June 6, 2005
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Trolleydollyfucked

When you try to time your visit to the toilet on an airplane not to get in a jam with the trolley dollys only to realise that no tight fucker wants tea or coffee and the dollys are mid-aisle so you look like an asshole whilst waiting behind the trolley dollys !! Most people will blush and retreat , however on occasion you will see an arrogant asshole who thinks they are socially higher especially on really cheap flights . These are the best fun to watch as they huff and roll their eyes up to the sky and tutt . Do NOT take your eyes off them ....
Jane : " I would have flown a different airline first class but it didnt suit my hectic schedule"
Penny : " of Course one would "
Jane: One must go and empty ones bladder ,
Penny " careful! They are serving tea and coffee to the peasants at the back , one must time this as not to get TROLLEYDOLLYFUCKED!!
by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013
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