Tope

the past tense of type.

I was totally texting my friend but he never tope back.

or

i tope my suicide note on my mom's laptop so she would read it when she went in to write her college paper.

by TacoHolic June 9, 2009

toeknob

general half-wit...idiot...moron

"Dubya is a toeknob."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass

She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.

by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

Topeka

Topeka, KS the Capitol and 3rd largest city of Kansas. It's population has become stagnant with approximately 130'000 people. Also known as the sphincter of the State.

Kansas is the asshole of the planet, and it's capitol, Topeka, is the sphincter.

by A$phincter$ay$what May 1, 2024

Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.

"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"

by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024

Haters of Topeka

Stupid Arses that have no taste in nice relaxing cities. Not only is Topeka relaxing but it is one of the top 10 cities that perfect for retired War Veterans who deserve nothing but the best since your too chicken to go do it yourself. So these haters are just typical ass.

"Haters of Topeka... should be demolished!!!!!"

by Barbara NotStriesand November 23, 2011