Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 04, 2016
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Toaster Strudel

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009
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toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.
I'm going to have me some toaster leavings
by The Admiral July 09, 2003
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Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.
Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course
by Yeetix February 12, 2020
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toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker February 28, 2007
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toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
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Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.
David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies
by Hikergirl April 29, 2020
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