Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס

you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)

by tsella March 8, 2010

cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017

exit scam

The Zonix Network.

"Did you hear Zonix exit scammed again?"
"Well of course!"

by kenhydrogen August 7, 2021

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023

Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting

I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night

by Victor feltersnatch October 1, 2021

exit sign

the thing that everyone tries to jump and touch in school to act "cool"

Person 1: I JUST TOUCHED THE EXIT SIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Person 2: nice but we are in grade 8

by whatdoinamemyself? May 9, 2023

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate May 3, 2011