Going to the toilet

Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.

"Where's Jimmy?"

"He's going to the toilet."

"Oh, you mean to masturbate"

by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

i don't know how to respond to that

When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.

friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that

by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019

Scrotum to the Totem

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

by sushi pole May 31, 2010

Last Train to Awesome Town

One of the most unappreciated, yet amazing, youtube phenominoms. The main and singular component of this video is the song "Last Train to Awesome Town".. and the video itself is about just that. Also, five different types of nachos are definitely the way-to-go according to this video. Totally an under the radar hit

Last Train to Awesome Town is one of my favorite songs ever; who doesnt want five different types of nachos?

by Hershey400 May 21, 2009

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004