thong-dollaz

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

Thingamajig

Objects that are tottaly unknown ,hard to classify ,that do not have a name.

What in blue blazes is that thingamajig?I've never seen something like this before.

by BlackPohatu February 8, 2017

man thong

a speedo

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

thongs

AKA flip flops
sandals

Shoes held on by a V shaped strap fixed at the pointed end.

the girls were wearing thongs on the beach, but had to take them off when they kept getting sand in them.

by DXR57MK4W816 July 23, 2007

tongan

The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.

TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS

Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!

Tongan Guy: Malo fred!

Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.

Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll

Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.

Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.

Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!

Tongan Guy: ....

by Hafekasi April 20, 2008

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004

slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008