second office

Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.
"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."
by Brian Bates April 03, 2008
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Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
by Luke the Blockhead August 25, 2022
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second sendester

This is when ur a senior and like it is second semester and u have some work to do but instead of doing work U JUST SEND ITTT.
Should we rip this bong in front of Ms. Volain? Fuck yeah dude it's second sendester!!!!
by nostale_justmango November 30, 2017
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Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.
"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap
by Apple FTW February 21, 2012
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Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.
Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.
by SvenFuzzy December 03, 2010
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second wind

to get a second burst of energy after the initial burst has left th persn fatiued
i was tied in the 4th round but in the 5th i got my second wind and knocked him out.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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