Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Seat Shop

The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.

Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.

by Sgt Martin December 9, 2008

cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

ho seat

to sit in the middle of two people

ahh man yall sitting on the ends i guess i'll sit in the ho seat

by courtney whatley February 4, 2009

bench seat

One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.

There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.

by Mister. Bojangles. October 31, 2015

Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.

Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.

by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010

Subway Seat

Silly goofy gay character from the object show HFJONE! Voiced by TopHatTheHat.

Subway Seat: I don't understand that.

by Dandelogan August 28, 2022