Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

by Crumb pat November 3, 2015

Cactus Patch

A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.

Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.

"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."

by MoonDogg08 June 29, 2009

Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

by joeltfoster January 26, 2010

swamp patch

Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles

That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.

by phatdave April 22, 2008

Pumpkin Patch

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

by DanielScott2008 January 13, 2009