Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"
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diet racism

Having racist thoughts or always giving racial comments towards people but don't like being called racist. These people usually don't even know they're racist.
Kyle: the Blacks and Mexicans are fucking up the country!

Bob: your racist
Kyle: no I'm not!
Bob: ok, you have a case of diet racism
Kyle: *goes off about how Donald Trump should be president.
by thewimboslice March 17, 2016
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popper diet

popper- when a piece of a cigarette is snipped off and stuffed into a metal tube and stamped with weed, then quickly smoked through a marijuana smoking lamp (bong).

popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
"yo homie lets go smoke some poppers"

"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"

"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"

advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
by allaboutweed August 27, 2014
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Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
by Elegendary August 04, 2016
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Gamer Diet

When a hardcore gamer goes 24+ hours without eating (or eating next to nothing), simply because he/she is too engrossed in their gaming to remember to eat. One could try to compare this to an eating disorder like anorexia, but it is more like forgetting to eat instead of a mental disorder. The opposite of this is called 'Gamer Gluttony'.
After playing video games all of spring break, Robin was emaciated from his Gamer Diet.
Zoe made pancakes after realizing she had been Gamer Dieting for five days.
Diet Gaming Hardcore Gamer Gamer Gluttony
by TheBaldMonk April 24, 2016
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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
What day is it?
Diet Friday
by Slim_Jim October 23, 2008
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The Hurricane Diet

When you eat everything and anything in sight, because you are locked up in a house with no electricity and/or no water for days on end. Usually the result of a hurricane (i.e Ike) and all you have to eat is tuna fish, bread, chips, candy, soda, MRE's, cookies, and any other type of junk food.
My whole family and I went on The Hurricane Diet last week and I now weigh 220lb. THANKS IKE!
by DAR1985 September 23, 2008
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