dad

gone.

wya dad

by hoe time November 23, 2019

Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

dad

There are many types of dads

Type A: Serious, strict, and responsible

Type B: Likes golf and reading the funnies

Type C: Loser

Type A dad: We need to have a talk.

Type B dad: Fossils! Dun dun dun...

Type C dad: D'oh!

by frabrizio April 21, 2018

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

A dad is someone who cares for you a lot.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020