1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.
2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.
3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary
2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.
3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary
1.
-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis
-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity
2.
Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!
Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built
3.
Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!
Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity
-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis
-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity
2.
Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!
Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built
3.
Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!
Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity
by Philling February 20, 2010
When one deficates and leaves a real mess, realizing that they do not have toliet paper, resorts to "convienantly cradling" one's nut sack to wipe away the residual mess.
Last night at this party there was no toilet paper in the pooper so I had to convienantly cradle my nasty shit.
by tres ratards February 13, 2010
n. root cowchair: a girl who is much younger than you (but at least 13) who you would bone, and you would like to relay this information to your friends without whispering and pointing while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1:"Wow, cowchair in the cradle"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"
Guys 2-5: "Dude!"
Guy 1: "Come one, look at that chair!"
Guys 2-5:"Yeah, ok, i guess cowchair in the cradle.."
Young but sexually maturing female: "What the hell are you guys on?"
by Porkbutter April 10, 2007
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by TGKF September 22, 2004
probable the best fuckin metal band in the world no other can beet cradle of filth
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty
there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl
dani filth fuckin ace ass front man i mean u could never fuckin beet him he is the almighty
there have bin 2meny other ppl in this band 2 name like charles hedger fuckin god
dave pybus fuckin wiked bassist
back up vocalist Sarah Jezebel Deva fuck chick rocks
rosie smiths keyboardest godess umung other ppl
by natty the metal head February 12, 2009
a band that makes up there own damn words or purposly searches through the dictionary to find the biggest word possible so they can use it in one of there songs. with scary vocals I swear every time dani filth screams the guitarist whacks him in the balls with his guitar. in one word......... terrible
by Nick January 30, 2005